In the wake of this election, I just don’t have the energy to be funny—not that I was all that funny to begin with. I’ll be back … eventually. Stay safe, and take care of your friends and neighborhoods who are scared.
Just put on a happy face.
It wants Khaleesi‘s wig back.
You may recall her from an earlier post. I found her both times in Trader Joe’s, recognizing her by the weave.
I’m sorry that I haven’t been posting much lately; I’ve just been too busy. I’ll continue with the Theme of two weeks ago: Splotches!
Something tells me he’ll be doing a lot of jerking.
I’m not saying I want her to fall through, but there’d be one fewer yuppie in ugly yoga pants knocking into me with her oversized bag while she holds her latte in one hand and types with the other at Whole Paycheck.
I think it’s too late.
Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Splotches!
“Her ass looks like it’s sinking to mid-thigh. And of course she’s got a scooter. A cooter scooter.”—Secondshade
Scroll down to see the scooter. This panty paladin is our Specimen of the Week!
And smooth out your issues.
Groceries are so expensive these days.
I wasn’t able to post much last week, so this week I’ll continue with the theme of Wardrobe Malfunctions.
