Category Archives: Ho-lian Web

Ugly-Pants Alert! Universes Collide

The Ho-lian Web meets the Axes of Evil meets the Jailbreakers. This nexus of noxiousness earns its wearer the Specimen of the Week award!

Universes Collide

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Ho-lian Web, Part III

This time with flowers, bling, and lace-up stilettos.

(See Part I and Part II.)

The Ho-lian Web, Part III

Ugly-Pants Poll! The Ho-lian Web, Part II

Exhibit A: Green Dancing Chick

You’ll remember her from a previous post (in which the Star Trek allusion is explained).

The Ho-lian Web, Exhibit A


Exhibit B: The Man Trap

The Ho-lian Web, Exhibit B


Exhibit C: Reporting for Duty

(Thanks go to Snapper for the pic.)

The Ho-lian Web, Exhibit C

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Ho-lian Web

There’s no analogy to this structure in Federation technology. It is, however, an energy field, and if the Tholians are successful in completing this structure before we have completed our repairs, we shall not see home again.

—Spock, Star Trek, “The Tholian Web

The Ho-lian Web