Monthly Archives: April 2016

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cow Is Free

But no one wants the milk.

This udderly appalling creature is our Specimen of the Week!

The Cow Is Free

Ugly-Pants Alert! Wookiee for Trouble

Call the police. Someone’s tried to run over Chewbacca’s wife.

Wookiee for Trouble

Ugly-Pants Alert! Unlucky Star

Her ass has gone supernova.

Unlucky Star