Monthly Archives: February 2015

The White Woman’s Burden

Burden of stupidity.

Maria Shortchief had the ugliest outfit, but for downright offensiveness WWB wins the Specimen of the Week award! Thanks go to Ashley for the photo.

The White Woman's Burden

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pine Nut

Don’t shake her tree.

Pine Nut

Ugly-Pants Alert! Bull Market

Money talks, and bullshit walks.

Bull Market

Sioux-she and the Banshees


Sioux-she and the Banshees

We Are Two Ladies! Part XI

We do ladies’ things! Wearing sensible shoes, taking the subway, giving people vertigo with our pants … and shit.
—paraphrasing Emily Howard, rubbish transvestite, Little Britain

(Espy more Two Ladies.)

We Are Two Ladies! Part XI

Chief Standing Douche, Part II

I’m sure you remember him. My three sightings of him occurred in mid to late winter in three consecutive years, at the same bus stop. He’s a harbinger of spring! He has earned his own category.

Chief Standing Douche, Part II

Ugly-Pants Alert! Cutting a Rug

I think she cut up several rugs for this.

Cutting a Rug

Ugly-Pants Alert! Don’t It Make Her Brown Eyes Blue

Say it isn’t true.

Don't It Make Her Brown Eyes Blue


Unless you’re out on the tundra hunting muskox, no.