Monthly Archives: June 2014

Ugly-Pants Poll! Have a Jelly Baby, Part II

Exhibit A: Sarah Jane

You’ll remember her from a previous post, in which the Jelly Baby reference is explained.

Have a Jelly Baby, Exhibit A


Exhibit B: The Dalek

Have a Jelly Baby, Exhibit B

The Deer Departed

“A gay reindeer died for this.”—Secondshade

The Deer Departed

Pepe Le Poo

“Is she wearing a skunk?”—Secondshade

This rank specimen opens our Theme of the Week: Indigenous Patterns and Styles!

Pepe Le Poo

Home Is Where the Crack Hoes Are

The sun set as our journey drew to rather disgusting end—literally. We found her while waiting for the bus to take us home from the airport. It’s fitting that the Specimen of the Week should have appeared at the close of the trip. We were sad to leave our friends and the gorgeous English countryside, but happy to be home, even if home means such sights as these.

Home Is Where the Crack Hoes Are

Ugly-Pants Alert! Croc Bottom

She was at the gate at Heathrow. I was going to let her go, but the peach-colored plastic sandals need to be mocked.

Croc Bottom

Ugly-Pants Alert! Chickenhead Pox

She looks toxic.

I found her outside the duty-free shop at Heathrow.

Chickenhead Pox