Monthly Archives: April 2014

Ugly-Pants Alert! Roberta Frost

I think I know enough of fug
To say that for pretension ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
—adapted from “Fire and Ice” by Robert Frost

Roberta Frost

Ugly-Pants Poll! Versailles Called, Part II

Exhibit A: It Said to Keep the Wallpaper

You’ll remember her from a previous post.

Versailles Called, Exhibit A


Exhibit B: And the Settee

Versailles Called, Exhibit B

Ugly-Pants Alert! Phallic Smurf

“Why, yes, it is my intention to look like a giant, psychedelic Smurf penis. Thank you for noticing.”

Phallic Smurf

Ugly-Pants Alert! Heaving on a Jet Plane

Snapper found this at the airport. I understand the need to dress for comfort while traveling, but pants that are redolent of the contents of a barf bag help no one.

Heaving on a Jet Plane

This Is Your Brain on Drugs

Any questions?

This specimen—discovered by Ashley and her awesome sidekick Aidan at the pharmacy—kicks off our Theme of the Week: Paisley and Brocade Patterns!

This Is Your Brain on Drugs

Parental Advisory: Explicit Shitstain

Me: Is he some kind of gang member?
Secondshade: No. He’s an asshole.

The New Low fought the good fight, but this turd better exemplifies this week’s camo theme. He’s our Specimen of the Week!

Parental Advisory: Explicit Shitstain