Monthly Archives: January 2014

Firecracker, Firecracker, Boom Boom Boom

That snippet of a childhood song came to me while I was pondering this atrocity, and fireworks are appropriate for Lunar New Year, so why not? Steel yourself before you scroll down to view the assplosion that is the back of her dress.

Firecracker, Firecracker, Boom Boom Boom

Firecracker, Firecracker, Boom Boom Boom—The Assplosion

Ugly-Pants Alert! By the Light of the Silvery Moon

Your silvery beams will bring my screams.
I’ll be vomiting soon, by the silvery moon.

Our youngest ugly-pants hunter, Aidan, found this in the supermarket. “That was one of Aidan’s greatest finds,” writes his mother, Ashley. “He still talks about her.” 

Scroll down for another view. Happy Lunar New Year!

By the Light of the Silvery Moon

By the Light of the Silvery Moon, Alternate View

Huggy Squared

Hat by Huggy Bear. Shorts by Huggies diapers.

Huggy Squared

Ugly-Shirt Poll! Transparent Motives

Exhibit A: Hooking Up

Technically this is a jacket, I suppose. Snapper elucidates, “That is NOT a tan camisole she has on underneath. Nothing says ‘classy’ like showing your bra, strap, label, hooks, and all.”

Transparent Motives, Exhibit A


Exhibit B: Big Lots

Ashley found this specimen in the store of that name. She reports, “She had the nerve to give me a funky look for my plain black yoga pants and Harley tee shirt. I wanted to tell her off. Her makeup looked like something Secondshade would share from Ghetto Red Hot.”

Note the transparent back panel and the bra underneath; also see the second photo below.

Transparent Motives, Exhibit B

Transparent Motives, Exhibit B, Alternate View