Monthly Archives: September 2013

That’s Her Goin’ Out Undershirt

If you find the Theme of the Week—Pimps and Hoes—offensive, I don’t blame you; I think I’ve offended myself. I’m already going to hell, though, so why not? All I can say in my defense is that women can be pimps and men can be hoes. All will be made clear this week.

That's Her Goin' Out Undershirt

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Alphabutt

This is the most glorious specimen that’s been discovered since I began the Ugly-Pants project over a year ago—and I can’t even take the credit for it! Phil braved the potential wrath of her mate to acquire the Alphabutt. I can only hope to match—dare I say surpass?—him in Ugly Pants–hunting prowess.


Ugly-Pants Alert! If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words

Then why can’t I kick you?

(With apologies to Bread.)

Don’t miss the close-up below the fold.

If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words

If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words, Close-Up

Ugly-Pants Alert! Devil’s in the Details

Yesterday’s Jesus bag would have been interesting here, and a big improvement on this tasseled atrocity.

(Scroll down for close-up of the pants.)

She's Got the Whole World

Whole World, Close-Up