Monthly Archives: August 2013

Ugly-Pants Alert! Ribbed for No One’s Pleasure

Her performance as the Insane Clown Condom met with a tepid response from the crowd.

Ribbed for No One's Pleasure

Ugly-Pants Alert! Willy Wonka Hit the Butterscotch Ripple One Too Many Times

His psychedelic candy bell-bottoms were a commercial flop.

Check out the wedgie on her friend. That can’t be comfortable.

Psychedelic Candy Bell-Bottoms

Ugly-Pants Alert! Ride the Lightning

Now these are just angry. There’s no call for this.

The always tactful secondshade asked, “Is she smuggling Depends?”

Ride the Lightning

Ugly-Pants Alert! Couture by Twizzlers

She’s a little bit sweet, a little bit sour.

Couture by Twizzlers

Give to the American Heart Association

Heart disease is the leading cause of fugliness among women.

I was trying to capture the ugly pants at right (see below for close-up) when this vastly superior specimen hove into view. And it was very considerate of the Sikh dude to color coordinate, don’t you think?

(Here’s some information about heart disease in women. I do try to educate as well as entertain.)

Heart Disease

Heart Disease, Background Detail

Ugly-Pants Alert! Hey, Hey, Kids!

When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell you, it’s hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they’re getting ready to jab me with something.
—Homie the Clown

Thanks to diligent ugly-pants hunter Phil for the photo.

Hey, Hey, Kids!

Ugly-Pants Alert! It’s Electric!

Boogie woogie woogie.

It's Electric