Tag Archives: yoga pants

Ugly-Pants Alert! Spread Ugly All Over the Place

Just put on a happy face.

Spread Ugly All Over the Place

Ugly-Pants Alert! HBO Called

It wants Khaleesi‘s wig back.

You may recall her from an earlier post. I found her both times in Trader Joe’s, recognizing her by the weave.

I’m sorry that I haven’t been posting much lately; I’ve just been too busy. I’ll continue with the Theme of two weeks ago: Splotches!

HBO Called

Ugly-Pants Alert! Grate Expectations

I’m not saying I want her to fall through, but there’d be one fewer yuppie in ugly yoga pants knocking into me with her oversized bag while she holds her latte in one hand and types with the other at Whole Paycheck.

Grate Expectations

Ugly-Pants Alert! Help Point

I think it’s too late.

Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Splotches!

Help Point

Ugly-Pants Alert! Perky Jerky

Not so perky, but definitely jerky.

This quirky shopper is our Specimen of the Week!

Perky Jerky

Ugly-Pants Alert! Static Cling

In more ways than one.

This electrifying specimen jump-starts our Theme of the Week: Stripes!

Static Cling

Ugly-Pants Alert! We Would Shout and Swim About

The coral that lies beneath the waves.

We Would Shout and Swim About