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He’ll Walk through Fire
To get organic kale chips on sale at Whole Foods.
This hotdogger is our Specimen of the Week!
Ugly-Pants Alert! Shiny Happy Person
Put it in the ground where the flowers grow.
Ugly-Pants Alert! You Can’t Teach an Old Dog New Tricks
But you can trick out an old dawg.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Laying It On Thick, Part II
More impasto pants, with a bolder palette this time. See Part I.
Ugly-Pants Alert! We Would Shout and Swim About
The coral that lies beneath the waves.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Karma Is a Bitch
If these horrendous interpretations of the wheel of life are any indication.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Indian Takeout, Part II
Another one who needs to take herself back in again. See Part I.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Plagues of Egypt, Part II
We wish our Jewish readers a happy Passover. Don’t forget to vote in the poll in Part I, which was our Passover post two years ago.
Our regularly scheduled Theme resumes tomorrow.
Hot Flash in the Pan
“She looks like a menopausal cupcake.”—Secondshade
