Tag Archives: yellow orange

Dracarys

Burn the jacket and the shirt.

Dracarys

Ugly-Pants Alert! Shiny Happy Person

Put it in the ground where the flowers grow.

Shiny Happy Person

Ugly-Pants Alert! You Can’t Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

But you can trick out an old dawg.

You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Ugly-Pants Alert! We Would Shout and Swim About

The coral that lies beneath the waves.

We Would Shout and Swim About

Ugly-Pants Alert! Karma Is a Bitch

If these horrendous interpretations of the wheel of life are any indication.

 Karma Is a Bitch

Ugly-Pants Alert! Indian Takeout, Part II

Another one who needs to take herself back in again. See Part I.

Indian Takeout, Part II

Ugly-Pants Alert! Plagues of Egypt, Part II

We wish our Jewish readers a happy Passover. Don’t forget to vote in the poll in Part I, which was our Passover post two years ago.

Our regularly scheduled Theme resumes tomorrow.

Plagues of Egypt, Part II

Hot Flash in the Pan

“She looks like a menopausal cupcake.”—Secondshade

Hot Flash in the Pan