Tag Archives: yellow green

Ugly-Pants Alert! Don’t Push Her Buttons

Things could get even worse.

Don't Push Her Buttons

She’s a Little Verklempt

Talk amongst yourselves.

She's a Little Verklempt

Novelty Value

“It’s like a whole Spencer’s exploded on her legs.”—Secondshade

Novelty Value

These Boots Are Made for Gawkin’

And that’s just what we’ll do.

These Boots Are Made for Gawkin'

Ugly-Pants Alert! You Can’t Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

But you can trick out an old dawg.

You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Ugly-Pants Alert! Any Way You Slice It

The cheese still stinks.

Any Way You Slice It

Ugly-Pants Alert! Painting the Town Green

Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

(How did Laura Bush get into the scene?)

Painting the Town Green

Jaundice and Gangrene

French hipsters traveling abroad are particularly susceptible.

Thanks go to Annie B. for the photo.

Jaundice and Gangrene