Tag Archives: Willy Wonka Candy Company

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries

He’s got Willy Wonka’s entire product offering on his pants.

The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries

Ugly-Tights Poll! Pixy Stix

I’m sure you remember these.

Pixy Stix
Who wore it better?

Exhibit A: Pour Some Sugar on Her

Pixy Stix, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: C’mon, Fire Her Up

Pixy Stix, Exhibit B

Ugly-Pants Alert! Willy Wonka Hit the Butterscotch Ripple One Too Many Times

His psychedelic candy bell-bottoms were a commercial flop.

Check out the wedgie on her friend. That can’t be comfortable.

Psychedelic Candy Bell-Bottoms