Tag Archives: wide-leg pants

Ugly-Pants Alert! She’ll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

Her back is broad, but it’s a’ hurtin.

She'll Never Be Your Beast of Burden

She Begs Your Pardon

She never promised you a rose garden.

She Begs Your Pardon

Ugly-Pants Alert! Flagella

She should flagellate herself.

Flagella

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pearl Necklaces

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Pearl Necklaces

Ugly-Pants Alert! Your Top It Was Apricot

You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

Your Top It Was Apricot

One Small Step for [a] Woman

One giant flop for womankind.

At least her friend had the sense to wear a muted outfit with that bold scarf.

One Small Step for [a] Woman

Ugly-Pants Alert! Karma Is a Bitch

If these horrendous interpretations of the wheel of life are any indication.

 Karma Is a Bitch

In Less than Mint Condition

I would have let her go, but the accessories bother me. In yesterday’s example, the matching of the bag and footwear was cutesy and ridiculous; here, in the face of all this vibrant color, matching the two would have served to tone the whole outfit down. Also, she should have chosen a light neutral like white or beige and not have tried to match the shirt, an effort that was bound to fail.

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