Tag Archives: white

Ugly-Pants Alert! Spread Ugly All Over the Place

Just put on a happy face.

Spread Ugly All Over the Place

Ugly-Pants Alert! Grate Expectations

I’m not saying I want her to fall through, but there’d be one fewer yuppie in ugly yoga pants knocking into me with her oversized bag while she holds her latte in one hand and types with the other at Whole Paycheck.

Grate Expectations

Ugly-Pants Alert! Hiked Up

Groceries are so expensive these days.

I wasn’t able to post much last week, so this week I’ll continue with the theme of Wardrobe Malfunctions.

Hiked Up

Modigliani’s Nightmare

Sadness in the Rain.

Modigliani's Nightmare

Tiny … Surgery

“I’d like to take her … her face … OFF.”

Tiny … Surgery

Dracarys

Burn the jacket and the shirt.

Dracarys

Ugly-Pants Alert! The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Me: Is that a cardinal? I don’t think it’s a cardinal, but it doesn’t match any other bird I can find. Maybe I’ll just say it’s a cardinal.

Secondshade: No, don’t say it’s a cardinal. Say it’s the IROC-Z28 Douchebird.

Me: Why?

Secondshade: Because it looks like a Firebird.

The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

She Comes in Colors Everywhere

She combs her hair.
She’s like a rainbow.

She Comes in Colors Everywhere