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Ugly-Pants Alert! Hiked Up

Groceries are so expensive these days.

I wasn’t able to post much last week, so this week I’ll continue with the theme of Wardrobe Malfunctions.

Hiked Up

She Comes in Colors Everywhere

She combs her hair.
She’s like a rainbow.

She Comes in Colors Everywhere

Ugly-Pants Alert! Karma Is a Bitch

If these horrendous interpretations of the wheel of life are any indication.

 Karma Is a Bitch

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Droop in Drupelets

That is, the little bumpy bits on raspberries. I’m grateful for the jacket and bag, which are hiding all but a few of hers.

Thus we bring to fruition our Theme of the Week: Abuse of Color!

She Puts the Droop in Drupelets

Dinner and a Show

“It appears that her ass is eating her shorts,” writes Ashley. “I can hear the sucking noise from here.”

Happy Valentine’s Day. Whatever your plans or lack thereof, I hope you still have an appetite.

Dinner and a Show