Tag Archives: video game

Ugly-Pants Alert! Once, Twice, Three Times a Douchebag

No helmet, riding against traffic, and talking on his phone. I hope Mario throws a fireball at him.

Once, Twice, Three Times a Douchebag

Mental Blocks

“What is this, Tetris bitch?”—Secondshade

Mental Blocks

Ugly-Pants Alert! Hitting the Bricks

A game of Super Breakout broke out on her legs.

Hitting the Bricks

Ugly-Pants Alert! Fug at the End of the Street

“So someone had the bright idea of making an assbaby of Elton John and Super NES graphics, and then added ankle cuffs.”—Secondshade

Fug at the End of the Street

Ugly-Pants Alert! Take Another Shot of Courage

“It’s a wearable tequila sunrise. Bonus Tetris bag.”—Snapper

(Scroll down for alternative view.)

Take Another Shot of Courage

Take Another Shot of Courage, Alternative View

Xanadon’t

A place where nobody dared to go.

Xanadon't

Ugly-Pants Alert! A Bitmap Too Much

Anti-alias that ass.

A Bitmap Too Much

Ugly-Pants Alert! Ride the Turtle

What Frogger looks like when you’re tripping balls (not that I have firsthand experience).

Frogger