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I’m Back!

Sorry for the long absence; I guess, after over three years of blogging, I needed a longer break than I thought I’d need.

My schedule has changed a bit, and I probably won’t be able to do two posts a day, but I’ll try to do at least one.

The Theme of the Week is Socks and Leg Warmers!

I'm Back!

She Wants to Be Someone Who Believes

“She looks like she’s screwed every member of Counting Crows.”—Secondshade

She Wants to Be Someone Who Believes

Ugly-Pants Alert! Star Wipe

The More You Know.

The More You Know

Alert the FBI’s Art Crime Team!

She raped a precious Asian tapestry.

In an unrelated story, there’s a mime on the loose. The suspect is considered hostile and extremely irritating.

Rape of Asian Tapestry

Give to the American Heart Association

Heart disease is the leading cause of fugliness among women.

I was trying to capture the ugly pants at right (see below for close-up) when this vastly superior specimen hove into view. And it was very considerate of the Sikh dude to color coordinate, don’t you think?

(Here’s some information about heart disease in women. I do try to educate as well as entertain.)

Heart Disease

Heart Disease, Background Detail

Ugly-Pants Alert! Yankee Doodle Went to Starbucks

Just to get a latte.

Yankee Doodle at Starbucks

And conquering her fear of getting caught, novice hunter Shirley captured this patriot at the grocery store. She reports that the woman wore a blue bandana “tied at a very fetching angle.” Well done, Shirley!

starred shorts in grocery story

Have a safe, fun, and ugly pants–free Fourth!