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It Shouldn’t Happen to a Dog

Hungarian sheepdogs should not be turned into clothing.

With this shaggy-dog story, we open our Theme of the Week: Animal Print and Fur!

It Shouldn't Happen to a Dog

Ugly-Pants Alert! We Would Shout and Swim About

The coral that lies beneath the waves.

We Would Shout and Swim About

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cow Is Free

But no one wants the milk.

This udderly appalling creature is our Specimen of the Week!

The Cow Is Free

The Low Spark of Ugg-Heeled Hoes, Part II

I don’t think they’re real Uggs, but the spirit is there. Don’t forget to vote in our poll in Part I.

The Low Spark of Ugg-Heeled Hoes, Part II

She’s Not in the Mood to Be Stared At

She said nothing about being photographed. (Scroll down for rear view.)

Her sign is disingenuous: surely she’s dressing like that to be noticed. How could she expect not to be? And if she’s as anti-establishment as her outfit suggests, shouldn’t she be growing her own ingredients and making her own pesto quinoa rather than supporting a massive global company like Aldi, owner of Trader Joe’s?

That sounds good, pesto quinoa. I’ve got to get Secondshade on that. Enjoy the Specimen of the Week. She might be Specimen of the Year; she’s certainly one of the best I’ve ever found. What do you think?

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

Ugly-Pants Alert! Everyone Knows It’s Windy

Unfortunately.

Everyone Knows It's Windy

Oh the Japanity! Part XXX

She raped an exhibition of Asian silk paintings.

Appraise more Japanity here.

Oh the Japanity! Part XXX