Tag Archives: ugly shoes

On the Boats and on the Planes

They’re coming to America.

These intrepid travelers are our Specimens of the Week! They also open our Independence Day celebration, which will run through Monday evening.

On the Boats and on the Planes

Ugly-Pants Alert! Shiny Happy Person

Put it in the ground where the flowers grow.

Shiny Happy Person

Psychic Reading

In her future I see a lot of money coming from strange men.

Psychic Reading

Picasso’s Nightmare

Les Demoiselles du Fairway.

Picasso's Nightmare

Ugly-Pants Alert! Chow Not-So-Fun

She’ll stab a bitch.

Chow Not-So-Fun

In Less than Mint Condition

I would have let her go, but the accessories bother me. In yesterday’s example, the matching of the bag and footwear was cutesy and ridiculous; here, in the face of all this vibrant color, matching the two would have served to tone the whole outfit down. Also, she should have chosen a light neutral like white or beige and not have tried to match the shirt, an effort that was bound to fail.

less_than_mint