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Backyard Games

I love it when a post writes itself. Thanks go to Annie B. for spotting this gamester, who is our Specimen of the Week!

Backyard Games

That’s a Wrap

I think, with a dress underneath, and leggings underneath that.

That's a Wrap

She’s Not in the Mood to Be Stared At

She said nothing about being photographed. (Scroll down for rear view.)

Her sign is disingenuous: surely she’s dressing like that to be noticed. How could she expect not to be? And if she’s as anti-establishment as her outfit suggests, shouldn’t she be growing her own ingredients and making her own pesto quinoa rather than supporting a massive global company like Aldi, owner of Trader Joe’s?

That sounds good, pesto quinoa. I’ve got to get Secondshade on that. Enjoy the Specimen of the Week. She might be Specimen of the Year; she’s certainly one of the best I’ve ever found. What do you think?

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

Chocolate Salt Lake City

“It’s like the Osmonds formed a P-Funk cover band.”—Secondshade

Of course she was white, and of course she was coming out of Whole Foods. There should be a special place in hell for posers like this, where they’d have to shop at bodegas and Good Will unironically, drink mass-market beer, and forgo plaid.

No competition—she is our Specimen of the Week.

Chocolate Salt Lake City

She Wore a Raspberry Beret

I don’t know if that qualifies as a beret, but come on. I had to.

She Wore a Raspberry Beret

Jaundice and Gangrene

French hipsters traveling abroad are particularly susceptible.

Thanks go to Annie B. for the photo.

Jaundice and Gangrene

The Sixth Day of Fugmas: Wookiee for Love

In all the wrong places.

Wookiee for Love

Flying High

“If you’re going to look like a stewardess, you should remember that stewardesses generally don’t look like they’ve been molested by Sid Vicious.”—Secondshade

Thus we launch into our Theme of the Week: Pimps and Hoes!

Flying High