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Ugly-Pants Alert! Flagella

She should flagellate herself.

Flagella

She’s a Super Freak, Super Freak

She’s super freaky, yow.

This very special girl is our Specimen of the Week!

She's a Super Freak, Super Freak

She’s Not in the Mood to Be Stared At

She said nothing about being photographed. (Scroll down for rear view.)

Her sign is disingenuous: surely she’s dressing like that to be noticed. How could she expect not to be? And if she’s as anti-establishment as her outfit suggests, shouldn’t she be growing her own ingredients and making her own pesto quinoa rather than supporting a massive global company like Aldi, owner of Trader Joe’s?

That sounds good, pesto quinoa. I’ve got to get Secondshade on that. Enjoy the Specimen of the Week. She might be Specimen of the Year; she’s certainly one of the best I’ve ever found. What do you think?

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

Wicked Garden

No one wants to run through hers except this guy, perhaps.

Wicked Garden

Ugly-Pants Alert! Leviathan, Lord of the Labyrinth

What’s the lord of hell from Hellraiser II [warning: gore and violence] doing on her pants?

Leviathan, Lord of the Labyrinth

Might As Well Jump

She can parachute to safety, and searchers won’t fail to spot her.

She is our Specimen of the Week!

Might As Well Jump