Tag Archives: ugly bag

Ugly-Pants Alert! Grate Expectations

I’m not saying I want her to fall through, but there’d be one fewer yuppie in ugly yoga pants knocking into me with her oversized bag while she holds her latte in one hand and types with the other at Whole Paycheck.

Grate Expectations

Ugly-Pants Alert! Help Point

I think it’s too late.

Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Splotches!

Help Point

Ugly-Pants Alert! Don’t Push Her Buttons

Things could get even worse.

Don't Push Her Buttons

Novelty Value

“It’s like a whole Spencer’s exploded on her legs.”—Secondshade

Novelty Value

She Comes in Colors Everywhere

She combs her hair.
She’s like a rainbow.

She Comes in Colors Everywhere

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Battle of Magenta

She lost.

Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Abuse of Color!

The Battle of Magenta