Tag Archives: triangles

Ugly-Pants Alert! Perky Jerky

Not so perky, but definitely jerky.

This quirky shopper is our Specimen of the Week!

Perky Jerky

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

“She’s a one-woman Meet the Feebles.”—Secondshade

This mistress of puppets is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

Ugly-Pants Alert! Watermelon Mojito

But neither sweet nor refreshing.

Watermelon Mojito

Ugly-Pants Alert! In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Between the diamonds, row on row.

We break from our regularly scheduled Theme to wish our American readers a Happy Memorial Day.

In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Picasso’s Nightmare

Les Demoiselles du Fairway.

Picasso's Nightmare

Ugly-Pants Alert! Grey Matter

Both too much and not enough.

Grey Matter

Ugly-Pants Alert! Crosswalk Violation

Her pants match the cracked paint on the street.

Crosswalk Violation

Ugly-Pants Alert! Dressed to the Teeth

Literally.

This toothy, but not toothsome, woman is our Specimen of the Week!

Dressed to the Teeth