Tag Archives: Trader Joe’s

Ugly-Pants Alert! HBO Called

It wants Khaleesi‘s wig back.

You may recall her from an earlier post. I found her both times in Trader Joe’s, recognizing her by the weave.

I’m sorry that I haven’t been posting much lately; I’ve just been too busy. I’ll continue with the Theme of two weeks ago: Splotches!

HBO Called

Have Thong—Will Travel

“Her ass looks like it’s sinking to mid-thigh. And of course she’s got a scooter. A cooter scooter.”—Secondshade

Scroll down to see the scooter. This panty paladin is our Specimen of the Week!

Have Thong—Will Travel 1

Have Thong—Will Travel 2

Ugly-Pants Alert! Wheels Spinnin’ around My Brain

Driving you insane.

This high roller—as in, you’d have to be high to buy these leggings—is our Color Abuser of the Week!

Wheels Spinnin' around My Brain

Late Bloomers

“Is she wearing granny panties on her head?”—Secondshade

Late Bloomers

These Boots Are Made for Gawkin’

And that’s just what we’ll do.

These Boots Are Made for Gawkin'

Ugly-Pants Alert! A Woman of Letters

“If she rubs her legs together, does she make a vowel?”—Secondshade

This letter-imperfect specimen opens our Theme of the Week: Geometric and Abstract Patterns!

A Woman of Letters