Tag Archives: tourist

I’m Back!

Sorry for the long absence; I guess, after over three years of blogging, I needed a longer break than I thought I’d need.

My schedule has changed a bit, and I probably won’t be able to do two posts a day, but I’ll try to do at least one.

The Theme of the Week is Socks and Leg Warmers!

I'm Back!

Ugly-Pants Alert! Jesus, Take the Wheel

Before she goes completely around the bend.

Fittingly, I found her at the ferry terminal. She’s our Specimen of the Week!

Jesus, Take the Wheel

Ugly-Pants Alert! The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Me: Is that a cardinal? I don’t think it’s a cardinal, but it doesn’t match any other bird I can find. Maybe I’ll just say it’s a cardinal.

Secondshade: No, don’t say it’s a cardinal. Say it’s the IROC-Z28 Douchebird.

Me: Why?

Secondshade: Because it looks like a Firebird.

The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Ugly-Pants Alert! Don’t Push Her Buttons

Things could get even worse.

Don't Push Her Buttons

On the Boats and on the Planes

They’re coming to America.

These intrepid travelers are our Specimens of the Week! They also open our Independence Day celebration, which will run through Monday evening.

On the Boats and on the Planes