Tag Archives: toque

Ugly-Pants Alert! Jesus, Take the Wheel

Before she goes completely around the bend.

Fittingly, I found her at the ferry terminal. She’s our Specimen of the Week!

Jesus, Take the Wheel

On the Boats and on the Planes

They’re coming to America.

These intrepid travelers are our Specimens of the Week! They also open our Independence Day celebration, which will run through Monday evening.

On the Boats and on the Planes

Beaming with Pride

We postpone the start of our Theme of the Week to wish our LGBT readers a happy Pride!

Beaming with Pride

Bottom Feeders

I don’t mean the fish.

Bottom Feeders

Ugly-Pants Alert! Completely Recyclable

I doubt it. No one’s going to want any of this.

Completely Recyclable

The Eleventh Day of Fugmas: Gadzooks! The Bumble Snowmonster of the North Strikes Again

We’ll have to outwit the fiend with our superior intelligence.

Gadzooks! The Bumble Snowmonster of the North Strikes Again

The Seventh Day of Fugmas: Tonight She’s Gonna Party Like It’s $19.99

She got robbed.

Tonight She's Gonna Party Like It's $19.99

The First Day of Fugmas: Fairytale of New York

Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing.
We kissed on a corner,
Then danced through the night.

 Fairytale of New York