Tag Archives: The Smurfs

Ugly-Pants Alert! Horny Smurf

He’s leering at her ass.

Giving new meaning to the term “rear-view mirror,” this woman is our Specimen of the Week!

Horny Smurf

Ugly-Pants Alert! Grape Smurf

“It looks like a Smurf money shot.”—Secondshade

Grape Smurf

The Smurfs Called

They wanted to know why she stole their houses.

The Smurfs Called

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Case of the Missing Dignity

It’s the assbaby of Sherlock Holmes and a box of Smurf-Berry Crunch cereal.

The Case of the Missing Dignity

Ugly-Pants Alert! Phallic Smurf

“Why, yes, it is my intention to look like a giant, psychedelic Smurf penis. Thank you for noticing.”

Phallic Smurf