Tag Archives: The North Face

Ugly-Pants Alert! Shitney

I guess this is how one dresses to ride the Jitney, the bus to the exclusive area of the Hamptons on Long Island.

This trust-fund hippie opens our Theme of the Week: Pajamas in Public!

Shitney

The First Day of Fugmas: Fairytale of New York

Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing.
We kissed on a corner,
Then danced through the night.

 Fairytale of New York

Ugly-Pants Alert! Dragging Ass

Literally.

Dragging Ass

Almost Dressed to the Nines

Why don’t you dash into Nine West and get yourself a decent pair of boots? And maybe Loft for pants that don’t give you visible panty line. I’ll wait here.

Almost Dressed to the Nines

The Fifth Day of Fugmas: Cankles Roasting under Ugly Socks

Ugg boots nipping at your toes.

Cankles Roasting under Ugly Socks