Tag Archives: teal

Ugly-Pants Alert! Your Top It Was Apricot

You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

Your Top It Was Apricot

Ugly-Pants Alert! Karma Is a Bitch

If these horrendous interpretations of the wheel of life are any indication.

 Karma Is a Bitch

Ugly-Pants Alert! Unlucky Star

Her ass has gone supernova.

Unlucky Star

Wicked Garden

No one wants to run through hers except this guy, perhaps.

Wicked Garden

Ugly-Pants Alert! Dressed to the Teeth


This toothy, but not toothsome, woman is our Specimen of the Week!

Dressed to the Teeth


Häagen-Daze, Part X

A double helping of raspberry mint.

Sample more Häagen-Daze.

Häagen-Daze, Part X