Tag Archives: teal

Ugly-Pants Alert! Grate Expectations

I’m not saying I want her to fall through, but there’d be one fewer yuppie in ugly yoga pants knocking into me with her oversized bag while she holds her latte in one hand and types with the other at Whole Paycheck.

Grate Expectations

Ugly-Pants Alert! Help Point

I think it’s too late.

Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Splotches!

Help Point

Ugly-Pants Alert! Hiked Up

Groceries are so expensive these days.

I wasn’t able to post much last week, so this week I’ll continue with the theme of Wardrobe Malfunctions.

Hiked Up

She’s a Little Verklempt

Talk amongst yourselves.

She's a Little Verklempt

Ugly-Pants Alert! In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Between the diamonds, row on row.

We break from our regularly scheduled Theme to wish our American readers a Happy Memorial Day.

In Flagrant Fields the Poppies Blow

Ugly-Pants Alert! Flagella

She should flagellate herself.

Flagella

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pearl Necklaces

Get your mind out of the gutter.

Pearl Necklaces