Not so perky, but definitely jerky.
This quirky shopper is our Specimen of the Week!
“If she rubs her legs together, does she make a vowel?”—Secondshade
This letter-imperfect specimen opens our Theme of the Week: Geometric and Abstract Patterns!
Right round, like a record, baby.
In more ways than one.
This electrifying specimen jump-starts our Theme of the Week: Stripes!
Let’s call the whole thing off.
This fruiting body is our Specimen of the Week! Thanks go to Beverly, who found her at Wegmans supermarket.
The cheese still stinks.
She said nothing about being photographed. (Scroll down for rear view.)
Her sign is disingenuous: surely she’s dressing like that to be noticed. How could she expect not to be? And if she’s as anti-establishment as her outfit suggests, shouldn’t she be growing her own ingredients and making her own pesto quinoa rather than supporting a massive global company like Aldi, owner of Trader Joe’s?
That sounds good, pesto quinoa. I’ve got to get Secondshade on that. Enjoy the Specimen of the Week. She might be Specimen of the Year; she’s certainly one of the best I’ve ever found. What do you think?
Though I’m not sure it was ever on.