Tag Archives: sunglasses

Ugly-Pants Alert! Help Point

I think it’s too late.

Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Splotches!

Help Point

She’s a Little Verklempt

Talk amongst yourselves.

She's a Little Verklempt

She Begs Your Pardon

She never promised you a rose garden.

She Begs Your Pardon

Ugly-Pants Alert! Your Top It Was Apricot

You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

Your Top It Was Apricot

Ketchup and Mustard

But unpalatable for all that.

Ketchup and Mustard

Fairy Tales Can Come True, It Can Happen to You

You’re never too old to be a hipster.

Fairy Tales Can Come True, It Can Happen to You

Ugly-Pants Alert! Karma Is a Bitch

If these horrendous interpretations of the wheel of life are any indication.

 Karma Is a Bitch