Tag Archives: straw hat

Ugly-Pants Alert! You Can’t Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

But you can trick out an old dawg.

You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

In Her Easter Bonnet

With ugly bow upon it,
She’ll be the weirdest lady in the Tourist Parade.

Our Theme of the Week starts tomorrow.

In Her Easter Bonnet

She’s Been Walkin’ These Streets So Long, Singin’ the Same Old Song

“What is she, the Pantone Cowboy?”—Secondshade

She's Been Walkin' These Streets So Long, Singin' the Same Old Song

The Eleventh Day of Fugmas: Every Time a Bell Rings

A hipster gets her wings.

Every Time a Bell Rings

We Are Two Ladies! Part XVI

We do ladies’ things! Pushing strollers, shopping at Old Navy, wearing short shorts … and shit.
—paraphrasing Emily Howard, rubbish transvestite, Little Britain

(Review more Two Ladies.)

We Are Two Ladies! Part XVI

Crackbrained

“What is that, a crack whore?”—Secondshade

Crackbrained

Mother’s Little Helper

Life’s just much too hard today.

Mother's Little Helper