Tag Archives: stilettos

Psychic Reading

In her future I see a lot of money coming from strange men.

Psychic Reading

Breaking Stride

Shall we take bets on which one breaks her ankle first? (Note the visible thong on the one in white.)

Breaking Stride

So Close and Yet So Far

Her height and her confident bearing almost convince me that the outfit works. This makes her failure all the more tragic.

So Close and Yet So Far

Yellow-Footed Fugbeast

She disorients her prey with color, then strikes.

Yellow-Footed Fugbeast

We Are Two Ladies! Part XIII

We do ladies’ things! Clubbing, tottering in high heels, wearing floral smocks … and shit.
—paraphrasing Emily Howard, rubbish transvestite, Little Britain

(See more Two Ladies.)

We Are Two Ladies! Part XIII

Swan Lake

Swan Lake
Who wore it worse?

Exhibit A: Odette

Swan Lake, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: Odile II

(You’ll remember the first Odile.)

Swan Lake, Exhibit B