Tag Archives: squares

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Booty in Boteh

It was a tough choice among several qualified candidates, but this one best exemplifies the horrors to which paisley (boteh) can be put. She is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts the Booty in Boteh

That’s a Wrap

I think, with a dress underneath, and leggings underneath that.

That's a Wrap

Oh the Japanity! Part XXXI

Those are Trader Joe’s seaweed snacks in her cart and, yes, she’s Asian.

Savor more Japanity here.

Oh the Japanity! Part XXXI

Ugly-Pants Alert! Crosswalk Violation

Her pants match the cracked paint on the street.

Crosswalk Violation

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Droop in Drupelets

That is, the little bumpy bits on raspberries. I’m grateful for the jacket and bag, which are hiding all but a few of hers.

Thus we bring to fruition our Theme of the Week: Abuse of Color!

She Puts the Droop in Drupelets

It’s Complicated

Even Theseus couldn’t find his way out of this maze.

It's Complicated

Ugly-Pants Alert! Wallflower

Cheer up, sweetheart. It could always be worse (though not by much).

Wallflower

Häagen-Daze, Part X

A double helping of raspberry mint.

Sample more Häagen-Daze.

Häagen-Daze, Part X

We Are Two Ladies! Part XVI

We do ladies’ things! Pushing strollers, shopping at Old Navy, wearing short shorts … and shit.
—paraphrasing Emily Howard, rubbish transvestite, Little Britain

(Review more Two Ladies.)

We Are Two Ladies! Part XVI