Tag Archives: splotches

Ugly-Pants Alert! Static Cling

In more ways than one.

This electrifying specimen jump-starts our Theme of the Week: Stripes!

Static Cling

Ugly-Pants Alert! Tomato, Tomahto

Let’s call the whole thing off.

This fruiting body is our Specimen of the Week! Thanks go to Beverly, who found her at Wegmans supermarket.

Tomato, Tomahto

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cow Is Free

But no one wants the milk.

This udderly appalling creature is our Specimen of the Week!

The Cow Is Free

Ugly-Pants Alert! Wookiee for Trouble

Call the police. Someone’s tried to run over Chewbacca’s wife.

Wookiee for Trouble

Ugly-Pants Alert! Unlucky Star

Her ass has gone supernova.

Unlucky Star