Tag Archives: Seinfeld

Ugly-Pants Alert! Mandelbrot! Mandelbrot! Part II

More fractal fuggery. See Part I.

Mandelbrot! Mandelbrot! Part II

You Got a Question?

You ask the 8 Ball.

Thanks go to Snapper for the photo.

Ask the 8 Ball

He’s a Dandy, a Real Fancy Boy!

He’s a walking Seinfeld episode: GORE-TEX hat and fur coat (nutria?). All he needs is the European carryall.

One-Man Seinfeld Episode

Ugly-Leggings Poll! Applicants to the Ministry of Silly Walks

Applicants to the Ministry of Silly Walks
Which one deserves the government grant?

(About the Ministry.)

Applicant A: Doesn’t Swing Her Arms When She Walks

Ministry of Silly Walks, Applicant A


Applicant B: Doin’ the Pigeon

Ministry of Silly Walks, Applicant B

Ugly-Pants Alert! Well, That’s a Kind of Sable

“Is that nutria? She’s a nutriho.”—Secondshade


Ugly-Pants Alert! Bloomin’ Onion

This thing is like an onion. The more layers you peel, the more it stinks.
—George Costanza, “The Soul Mate,” Seinfeld [hit minute 1:10]

Speaking of stink, I direct you to the sandals—scroll down.

Bloomin' Onion

Bloomin' Onion, Sandals

Ugly-Pants Alert! Mandelbrot! Mandelbrot!

The pattern looks like a Mandelbrot set, no? (Scroll down for close-up.)

The title of the post is an allusion to the Seinfeld episode with the Mandelbaums.

Mandelbrot! Mandelbrot!

Mandelbrot! Mandelbrot! Close-up