I made a wish, but it didn’t come true.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Falling Star
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Tag Archives: seafoam green
Ketchup and Mustard
But unpalatable for all that.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Tomato, Tomahto
Let’s call the whole thing off.
This fruiting body is our Specimen of the Week! Thanks go to Beverly, who found her at Wegmans supermarket.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Junk Mail
If I slipped the postal worker a $20, do you think (s)he would ship this one out of here?
Ugly-Pants Alert! Sgt. Pooper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show.
Häagen-Daze, Part X
Ugly-Pants Alert! Film Noir
It’s a crime scene.
Leaves, Well Enough Alone
The skirt or dress is kind of pretty, and the hoody is at least warm. The footwear has no business here.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Meals-to-Go
They went … all over her leggings.
Shit FIT
Of course she was heading into the Fashion Institute of Technology. Life is going to hit Princess Sparkleberry Mintyfresh pretty hard.
