Tag Archives: sea green

Ugly-Pants Alert! Tomato, Tomahto

Let’s call the whole thing off.

This fruiting body is our Specimen of the Week! Thanks go to Beverly, who found her at Wegmans supermarket.

Tomato, Tomahto

Häagen-Daze, Part X

A double helping of raspberry mint.

Sample more Häagen-Daze.

Häagen-Daze, Part X

Ugly-Pants Alert! Film Noir

It’s a crime scene.

Film Noir

Shit FIT

Of course she was heading into the Fashion Institute of Technology. Life is going to hit Princess Sparkleberry Mintyfresh pretty hard.

Shit FIT

Ugly-Pants Alert! Horny Smurf

He’s leering at her ass.

Giving new meaning to the term “rear-view mirror,” this woman is our Specimen of the Week!

Horny Smurf

Ugly-Pants Alert! A Mighty Woman with a Torch

And a less mighty woman with baggage.

A Mighty Woman with a Torch