Tag Archives: salmon

Novelty Value

“It’s like a whole Spencer’s exploded on her legs.”—Secondshade

Novelty Value

Ugly-Pants Alert! Perky Jerky

Not so perky, but definitely jerky.

This quirky shopper is our Specimen of the Week!

Perky Jerky

Ugly-Pants Alert! Watermelon Mojito

But neither sweet nor refreshing.

Watermelon Mojito

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Booty in Boteh

It was a tough choice among several qualified candidates, but this one best exemplifies the horrors to which paisley (boteh) can be put. She is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts the Booty in Boteh

Ugly-Pants Alert! Flagella

She should flagellate herself.

Flagella

Ugly-Pants Alert! Your Top It Was Apricot

You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte.

Your Top It Was Apricot

Ugly-Pants Alert! Pineapple Poko-no

“I am not a smart woman. I am not an honest woman. I am not a clean woman. I am not a rational woman. But I have some very big pants.”

Pineapple Poko-no