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Tiny … Surgery

“I’d like to take her … her face … OFF.”

Tiny … Surgery

Ugly-Pants Alert! The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Me: Is that a cardinal? I don’t think it’s a cardinal, but it doesn’t match any other bird I can find. Maybe I’ll just say it’s a cardinal.

Secondshade: No, don’t say it’s a cardinal. Say it’s the IROC-Z28 Douchebird.

Me: Why?

Secondshade: Because it looks like a Firebird.

The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

She Begs Your Pardon

She never promised you a rose garden.

She Begs Your Pardon

Ugly-Pants Alert! Any Way You Slice It

The cheese still stinks.

Any Way You Slice It

She’s a Super Freak, Super Freak

She’s super freaky, yow.

This very special girl is our Specimen of the Week!

She's a Super Freak, Super Freak

Ugly-Pants Poll! The Yellow Rose of Fugass

The Yellow Rose of Fugass
Who wore it worse?

Exhibit A: The Tourist

The Yellow Rose of Fugass, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: The Local

The Yellow Rose of Fugass, Exhibit B

Floral Flotsam, Part XI—Another Black-and-White Edition

We return to a black-and-white motif for entries 86 through 90 in our Floral Flotsam category. See more Flotsam here.

Floral Flotsam 86

Floral Flotsam 87

Floral Flotsam 88

Floral Flotsam 89

Floral Flotsam 90

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Not-So-Darling Buds of May

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more stinky and intemperate.

As it’s the beginning of May, I’ve decided to do Floral Patterns as our Theme of the Week.

The Not-So-Darling Buds of May