Tag Archives: red

Ugly-Pants Alert! Spread Ugly All Over the Place

Just put on a happy face.

Spread Ugly All Over the Place

Ugly-Pants Alert! Help Point

I think it’s too late.

Thus we begin our Theme of the Week: Splotches!

Help Point

Ugly-Pants Alert! A Drop in Ridership

Things are slipping at the MTA.

Thus we roll into our Theme of the Week: Wardrobe Malfunctions!

A Drop in Ridership

Ugly-Pants Alert! Jesus, Take the Wheel

Before she goes completely around the bend.

Fittingly, I found her at the ferry terminal. She’s our Specimen of the Week!

Jesus, Take the Wheel

Modigliani’s Nightmare

Sadness in the Rain.

Modigliani's Nightmare

Catshit Crazy

“Are the multiple scrunchies a ranking system for crazy cat ladies? She must be an officer.”—Secondshade

Catshit Crazy

Ugly-Pants Alert! Once, Twice, Three Times a Douchebag

No helmet, riding against traffic, and talking on his phone. I hope Mario throws a fireball at him.

Once, Twice, Three Times a Douchebag

Ugly-Pants Alert! The IROC-Z28 Douchebird

Me: Is that a cardinal? I don’t think it’s a cardinal, but it doesn’t match any other bird I can find. Maybe I’ll just say it’s a cardinal.

Secondshade: No, don’t say it’s a cardinal. Say it’s the IROC-Z28 Douchebird.

Me: Why?

Secondshade: Because it looks like a Firebird.

The IROC-Z28 Douchebird