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Ugly-Pants Alert! O … Canada
“Even Canadians would disavow that shit,” writes Margaret, who found these on a post dedicated to people who love fall.
Happy Canada Day to our Canadian readers! Our regularly scheduled Theme resumes this evening.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Vicious Circles
When will it end?
Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge
“She’s a one-woman Meet the Feebles.”—Secondshade
This mistress of puppets is our Specimen of the Week!
Ugly-Pants Alert! Geroniho
A stout and colorful figure, and our Specimen of the Week!
The Colour Out of Space
Never were things of such size seen before, and they held strange colours that could not be put into any words. Their shapes were monstrous, and the horse had snorted at an odour which struck Stephen as wholly unprecedented. That afternoon several persons drove past to see the abnormal growth, and all agreed that plants of that kind ought never to sprout in a healthy world.
—H.P. Lovecraft, “The Colour Out of Space” (1927)
No Fucks Given
“What is she, fuzzbitch? With a bag like she traveled from Nofuckistan.”—Secondshade
This fuzzy fuckless fiasco is our Specimen of the Week!
She Wore a Raspberry Beret
I don’t know if that qualifies as a beret, but come on. I had to.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Tangerine Trees and Marmalade Skies
She’s incredibly high all right.
The Seventh Day of Fugmas: So This Is Christmas
And what have you done?
