Tag Archives: red orange

Tiny … Surgery

“I’d like to take her … her face … OFF.”

Tiny … Surgery

Ugly-Pants Alert! O … Canada

“Even Canadians would disavow that shit,” writes Margaret, who found these on a post dedicated to people who love fall.

Happy Canada Day to our Canadian readers! Our regularly scheduled Theme resumes this evening.

O … Canada

Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

“She’s a one-woman Meet the Feebles.”—Secondshade

This mistress of puppets is our Specimen of the Week!

She Puts on Her Rouge, Her Talents Are Huge

Ugly-Pants Alert! Geroniho

A stout and colorful figure, and our Specimen of the Week!

Geroniho

The Colour Out of Space

Never were things of such size seen before, and they held strange colours that could not be put into any words. Their shapes were monstrous, and the horse had snorted at an odour which struck Stephen as wholly unprecedented. That afternoon several persons drove past to see the abnormal growth, and all agreed that plants of that kind ought never to sprout in a healthy world.

—H.P. Lovecraft, “The Colour Out of Space” (1927)

The Color Out of Space

No Fucks Given

“What is she, fuzzbitch? With a bag like she traveled from Nofuckistan.”—Secondshade

This fuzzy fuckless fiasco is our Specimen of the Week!

No Fucks Given

She Wore a Raspberry Beret

I don’t know if that qualifies as a beret, but come on. I had to.

She Wore a Raspberry Beret

Ugly-Pants Alert! Tangerine Trees and Marmalade Skies

She’s incredibly high all right.

Tangerine Trees and Marmalade Skies

The Seventh Day of Fugmas: So This Is Christmas

And what have you done?

So This Is Christmas