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Dracarys

Burn the jacket and the shirt.

Dracarys

Oh the Japanity! Part XXXI

Those are Trader Joe’s seaweed snacks in her cart and, yes, she’s Asian.

Savor more Japanity here.

Oh the Japanity! Part XXXI

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cow Is Free

But no one wants the milk.

This udderly appalling creature is our Specimen of the Week!

The Cow Is Free

It’s Complicated

Even Theseus couldn’t find his way out of this maze.

It's Complicated

You Got to Know When to Hold ‘Em, Know When to Fold ‘Em

Know when to walk away, and know when to run.

You Got to Know When to Hold 'Em, Know When to Fold 'Em

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Ghost of Fritz Lang Called

He wants the backdrop to Metropolis back.

The Ghost of Fritz Lang Called

The Sixth Day of Fugmas: Her Sight Is Turned Way Down Low

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Her Sight Is Turned Way Down Low

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries

He’s got Willy Wonka’s entire product offering on his pants.

The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries

Mental Blocks

“What is this, Tetris bitch?”—Secondshade

Mental Blocks