She’s facing a lot of issues.
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Ugly-Pants Alert! Not on My Watch
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Tag Archives: Puma
Kicking Like a Mule
Kick those mules and Pumas to the curb.
Ugly-Pants Alert! She Puts the Ass in ACIS
I feel a bit bad for poking fun at ACIS, as they organize educational trips for students, but the leggings deserve ridicule.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Chalk Outlines
The death of good taste.
Will She See You Tonight on a Downtown Train?
All her dreams fall like rain,
On a downtown train.
Ugly-Pants Poll! Canvas Asses
Exhibit A: (Don’t Call Her Shirley) Hemphill
Exhibit B: Twyla Tarp
And She Danced
“Dance shalt thou!” said [the angel]. “Dance in thy red shoes till thou art pale and cold! Till thy skin shrivels up and thou art a skeleton! Dance shalt thou from door to door, and where proud, vain children dwell, thou shalt knock, that they may hear thee and tremble! Dance shalt thou—!”
(With apologies to Hans Christian Andersen.)
