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Fairy Tales Can Come True, It Can Happen to You

You’re never too old to be a hipster.

Fairy Tales Can Come True, It Can Happen to You

Floral Flotsam, Part V—Just for Men

We’re all about equal opportunity here. In our experience, men abuse floral patterns less often than women do, but when they do, the results are just as heinous. Entries 31 to 35 in Floral Flotsam are all about the bros (with one female conspirator in ugly leggings). See more Flotsam here.

Floral Flotsam 31

Floral Flotsam 32

Floral Flotsam 33

Floral Flotsam 34

Floral Flotsam 35

Neither Fish nor Fruit, but Definitely Foul

I don’t understand this. Is Blinky hiding behind the pineapple, or did he mutate into a pineapple?

Note the Simpsons characters on the side of the pants and on the sneakers.

Neither Fish nor Fruit, but Definitely Foul

She Puts the Miss in Misanthropy

“It’s the assbaby of Strawberry Shortcake, Oscar the Grouch, and a mushroom.”—Secondshade

She Puts the Miss in Misanthropy

Ugly-Pants Poll! Banzai!

Banzai!
Who wore it better?

Exhibit A: Sweep the Leg, Johnny

Not So SweeTarts, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: Cobra Kai Never Dies

Not So SweeTarts, Exhibit B