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She’s a Super Freak, Super Freak

She’s super freaky, yow.

This very special girl is our Specimen of the Week!

She's a Super Freak, Super Freak

Hoofing It

Here we have another example of the sneaker boot that gives the wearer’s foot a hoof-like appearance—see the previous instance. How does she even walk in these?

Hoofing It

She’s Not in the Mood to Be Stared At

She said nothing about being photographed. (Scroll down for rear view.)

Her sign is disingenuous: surely she’s dressing like that to be noticed. How could she expect not to be? And if she’s as anti-establishment as her outfit suggests, shouldn’t she be growing her own ingredients and making her own pesto quinoa rather than supporting a massive global company like Aldi, owner of Trader Joe’s?

That sounds good, pesto quinoa. I’ve got to get Secondshade on that. Enjoy the Specimen of the Week. She might be Specimen of the Year; she’s certainly one of the best I’ve ever found. What do you think?

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

She's Not in the Mood to Be Stared At 1

Wicked Garden

No one wants to run through hers except this guy, perhaps.

Wicked Garden

Ugly-Pants Alert! Chow Not-So-Fun

She’ll stab a bitch.

Chow Not-So-Fun

Honeycomb’s Big, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

It’s not small, no, no, no.

Honeycomb's Big, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Ugly-Pants Poll! Oppan Gingham Style

Oppan Gingham Style
Who wore it worse?

 

(Here’s the reference, in case you want to torture yourself aurally and visually. )

Exhibit A: Red Pimpin’

Oppan Gingham Style, Exhibit A

 

Exhibit B: Green Gangsta

Oppan Gingham Style, Exhibit B

Ugly-Pants Alert! Chasing Rainbows

Keep trying, sweetheart. It was nice of you to match the CVS display window, though.

Chasing Rainbows

Ugly-Pants Alert! Moving Violation

Texting while crossing the street is the least of her offenses.

Moving Violation