Tag Archives: pimp

Ugly-Pants Alert! You Can’t Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

But you can trick out an old dawg.

You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Mammas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Hosebeasts

‘Cause they’ll never stay home and they’ll always be hoes.

Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Hosebeasts

Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Big Daddy Cane. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)

Pimpin' Ain't Easy

The Tenth Day of Fugmas: Big Mac’ing

Sorry, ghetto Ronald McDonald—Waldo’s sister just ain’t that into you.

Big Mac'ing

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Cut of His Jib

Is ridiculous.

So ends our miniseries of hipsters in black clothing and hats.

The Cut of His Jib