Tag Archives: pictures

Catshit Crazy

“Are the multiple scrunchies a ranking system for crazy cat ladies? She must be an officer.”—Secondshade

Catshit Crazy

Ugly-Pants Alert! Plagues of Egypt, Part II

We wish our Jewish readers a happy Passover. Don’t forget to vote in the poll in Part I, which was our Passover post two years ago.

Our regularly scheduled Theme resumes tomorrow.

Plagues of Egypt, Part II

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Good Die Young

But bad design lives forever.

The Good Die Young

Ugly-Pants Alert! Harper’s Bizarre

It’s as if a fashion magazine threw up on her legs. And does Christy Turlington know that her image is being abused in this manner?

This fashion rag is our Specimen of the Week!

Harper's Bizarre

Scandal in the Wind

Never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in.

Scandal in the Wind

Ugly-Pants Alert! The Lavender-Headed League

No one told her it’s been dissolved.

Holmes himself couldn’t solve this mystery. This Cumberbitch (yes, it’s a thing) is our Specimen of the Week!

The Lavender-Headed League


A tit for an eye makes the whole world blind.

It’s no contest: Boobclops is our Specimen of the Week!


I Just Hate You, and I Hate Your Ass Face


(The reference, of course, is from Waiting for Guffman.)

I Just Hate You, and I Hate Your Ass Face

Turn This Mutha Out

“Does George Clinton know that his quilt is missing?”—Secondshade

We had several picturesque entries, including the Cover Girl, Desugly II, and Xanadon’t, but the funkadelic one trumps (not sorry!) them all. She is our Specimen of the Week!

Turn This Mutha Out