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Ugly-Pants Alert! Plagues of Egypt, Part II
We wish our Jewish readers a happy Passover. Don’t forget to vote in the poll in Part I, which was our Passover post two years ago.
Our regularly scheduled Theme resumes tomorrow.
Ugly-Pants Alert! The Good Die Young
But bad design lives forever.
Ugly-Pants Alert! Harper’s Bizarre
It’s as if a fashion magazine threw up on her legs. And does Christy Turlington know that her image is being abused in this manner?
This fashion rag is our Specimen of the Week!
Scandal in the Wind
Never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in.
Ugly-Pants Alert! The Lavender-Headed League
No one told her it’s been dissolved.
Holmes himself couldn’t solve this mystery. This Cumberbitch (yes, it’s a thing) is our Specimen of the Week!
Ugly-Pants Alert! Improper Perspective
I wish she’d find a vanishing point.
Boobclops
A tit for an eye makes the whole world blind.
It’s no contest: Boobclops is our Specimen of the Week!
I Just Hate You, and I Hate Your Ass Face
Turn This Mutha Out
“Does George Clinton know that his quilt is missing?”—Secondshade
We had several picturesque entries, including the Cover Girl, Desugly II, and Xanadon’t, but the funkadelic one trumps (not sorry!) them all. She is our Specimen of the Week!